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I was studying for tomorrow's biology exam and definitely needed a break. Tired, I pressed on, reading about the cell life cycle once again. I was bored and absentmindedly hummed one of the songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Several minutes later I imagined the voice of Tim Curry saying, "the other means of ATP production is -- cellular respi...ration!"
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You know you're a Bio nerd when...

1. Whenever you pass a CVS you think of fetal testing.*
2. Oogamy is the greatest-sounding word ever.
3. Tom Lehrer's " Elements" is the biggest thing since the alphabet song.
4. A marriage proposal goes like this: "Darling, I want to take our pair-bonding to the next level."
5. Bear trapping is for wusses. Bear tracking, on the other hand...
6. Charles Darwin is your GOD.**
7. You know whether your mom wants dicot or monocot flowering plants for Mother's Day.
8. You know about the gay penguins.
9. You grew up watching Kratt's Creatures and the Discovery Channel.
10. You can tell the difference between male and female Drosophila flies. Bonus points if you think they're cute.
11. You're convinced your sibling is the missing link. Unfortunately, the rest of the scientific world has yet to agree.
12. Newton was kinda hot. You just seem to gravitate toward him.***
13. Slash OTP: Watson/Crick. Het OTP: Marie Curie/Pierre Curie. Theirloveissoradioactive.
14. Gary Larson. Enough said.
* Chorionic villus sampling, to be precise.
** Yes, pun intended.
*** Just when you thought the jokes couldn't get worse.
myblackeyedfire: (Silly Snape/Harry love by 3am_icons)
Courtesy of another day filled with odd conversations and biology teachers mentioning ‘plant guts,’ here be reasons why garlic and leather thongs are similar:

1. Both smell when kept by warm, moist areas.
2. Yes, technically they can be edible. But why would you want to?
3. Most people dislike them.
4. Neither should be left in the same room as household pets.
5. Both do not fit into a centrifuge.
6. There is no number six. (There is, however, a cheap ploy to think less about the topic at hand.)
7. Both have the potential to irritate skin.
8. Neither taste good with ketchup.
9. The word ‘putrid’ may apply in either case during the summer.
10. Both are good for driving someone away on a first date.
Aaand, I’m spent.


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